Thursday, November 10, 2005

Finding Osama Bin Laden

The reason Sherlock Investigations hasn't located Osama Bin Laden is that we haven't been hired to find him. Could we if we were hired to? Probably not.

The point is, given enough time and money, anyone can be located. If you hire us to find someone, you'll pay a flat rate of at least $395. Of course, if you just want a list of 500 names and addresses you could find a company on the Intenet to do it for fifty bucks.

You want a confirmed address, not just a list of names. Sometimes we can do this for you with a database search, but the addresses are often outdated. You don't want that. So, we do a lot of grunt work to find someone. That doesn't necessarily mean that we leave the office. No, we often let our fingers do the walking, as they say. We call people. Sometimes a lot of people.

I've said this before, but there's always someone who knows where the person is that you are looking for, and usually more than one person knows their whereabouts. The trick is finding that one person who knows where the target is.

When we have to, we go out on the street for you. We do what we have to do. We've located homeless people under bridges and on the street, people hiding out in the woods, and people hiding from the law. Sometimes it's not so complicated. You may have just lost touch with someone. We can find them for you.

Our staff works for you. We take every case personally. We want you to be happy with the results. Making you happy, makes us happy.

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